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07 October 2005 @ 10:34 pm
Ok, this is the list of the lucky recipients of the free tickets. The Hag gets 2 tickets because she threatened to kill us if we didn't give her two. She needs one for herself and one for the huge cot with the LLamicons in it. anne_bradstreet gets 2 tickets because weluvher. john_berryman also gets 2 tickets because he claims he has to bring someone called 'Henry' if he is going to come at all.

opheliablue (x2)
_emilydickinson
anne_bradstreet (x2)
t_s_eliot_
dreamboatdanny
killer_alpacas
bertie_ahern
ernest_h
john_berryman (x2)
killerhyraxes
my_little_tony
_sappho__
killer_snails
geoffreychaucer
killer_fleeces
leo_johnson
mary_mitford
_edgarallenpoe
psuedo_reject
xxmorbidxxmexx
rbitraryblcknss
jain_austinn
jean_renault
robert_lowell
_bob__
hank_jennings
the_log_lady
_jacklondon
smiley_smileys
ernest_h
treasure_trolls
_gertrude_stein
lemur_therapist
boy_crazy27
nick_hughes
davidstrickland
robert_browning
e_b_browning
george_wbush_
mallgoth_
llama_on_prozac
imgoingtokillyu
chad_horvath
neo_hippie_
_morrissey2_
pac_man__
q_bert__
 
 
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07 October 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Phew  
Fucking hell.

Ok, the free tickets are all taken. We don't have a clue who got them, but we will be compiling a list shortly.

You're all mad.

We're planning on running an event like this every Saturday night from now on. We have some artists/bands in mind, but we are open to suggestions, so if anyone has an idea, please comment.

If we use your idea, you win a free bottle of shampoo made from alpaca spit.
 
 
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07 October 2005 @ 09:48 pm
WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN PLEASE.

Those of you who have commented by replying to other comments have not followed the rules properly.

We realize this is an exciting event, but Jesus Christ, there's no need for panic on the streeeeeeeeets of London, panic on the streeeeeeeets of Birmingham hannnnnngggggggggg the blessed DJ because the music that they constantly play IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE hang the DJ hang the DJ hang the ALPACA HANG THE ALPACA HANG THE ALPACA

*ahem*
 
 
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07 October 2005 @ 08:41 pm
We apologise for not posting here for a while.

Actually, we don't give a flying fuck, but whatEVER!

Anyway, we would like to announce that we are having a 'The Smiths' night tomorrow, Saturday 7th October 2005.

The event begins at 7pm and will go on as long as we want it to. You should probably expect to be out all night at least, but more realistically, all weekend.

Rules

Dress: Trousers, shirt (easily rippable), hearing aid, flowers hanging out of back pocket. Hair should be dyed black and gelled into a quiff shape. You should wear geeky glasses.

Behaviour: You will be expected to look miserable all the time. Anyone smiling will be ejected promptly by LLama Security.

Dancing: Dancing is encouraged, but only of a particular type. Please study some videos of The Smiths before you attend. You should attempt to perfect Morrissey's sexy moves before you arrive.

Singing: Singing along is allowed, as long as you can do so in an appropriate manner - i.e. in a manner that would make people concerned you may be about to commit suicide.

Extras: There will be a Karaoke contest during the evening. We will be choosing 5 songs beforehand, a list of which will be distributed to guests on arrival. Please go to the reception desk in the foyer of Hotel LLama to be given this list. You must sign up there and then if you wish to participate. Jeering and/or cheering from the crowd is encouraged during this event. The winner will be given a blow-up Lady LLama Doll.

AS AN EXTRA SPECIAL END TO THE EVENING: The killer_llamas will be all dressing up as Morrissey and performing 'How Soon Is Now' on stage to thunderous applause.

There will be endless free beverages, food, drugs and whatever else takes your fancy.

Tickets are £5,000. However, the first 50 people to comment on this post will get a free ticket.

Anyone who is heard singing "hang the LLama hang the LLama hang the LLama" will be 'dealt with.'
 
 
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16 September 2005 @ 10:38 pm
DEPRESSED WITH A CAPITAL D

is it the one at the END or the one at the BEGINNING??!

I will tell you all later. Or will I?
 
 
 
31 August 2005 @ 09:45 pm
We have updated the userinfo page.

Please read it. It describes what the Hotel Llama is like.

You will want to go there when you have read it, but you can't unless you are a Llama. However, there are times when we are willing to smuggle someone in dressed in a Llama suit.

- your friendly mods (yeah right, fuck off)
 
 
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31 August 2005 @ 09:11 pm
THERE ARE NO MORE FREE LLAMAS FOLKS AND FOLKETTES!

We were keeping close tabs on the mad rush to join but the numbers got to 52 just as robert_lowell joined and we weren't sure who the other person was.

BUT, that is okay because anne_bradstreet will not be getting one anyway and there is no way the Hag is getting one of us when she has the pleasure of our company already.

SO, without further ado, the 50 lucky winners of a FREE LLAMA are:

_bob__, _edgarallenpoe, _emilydickinson, _gertrude_stein, _jacklondon, _killerhyraxes, _morrissey2_, _sappho__, bertie_ahern, boy_crazy27, chad_horvath, d_fens_, dreamboatdanny, e_b_browning, ernest_h, freakin_sweet, friendlyalpacas, geoffreychaucer, george_wbush_, hank_jennings, harold_smith, imgoingtokillyu, jean_renault, john_berryman, killer_alpacas, killer_badgers, killer_fleeces, killer_lemurs, killer_llamas, killer_snails, killermeerkats, lemur_therapist, leo_johnson, llama_lawyer, m_haigh_wood, mallgoth_, my_little_tony, neo_hippie_, nick_hughes, pac_man__, psuedo_reject, q_bert__, robert_browning, robert_lowell, smiley_smileys, t_s_eliot_, the_llama_agent, the_llama_witch, treasure_trolls, wyndham_earle

If you go to the reception desk on the ground floor of Hotel Llama and give your name to the stupid woman behind the desk, you will be given your free Llama. Treat it kindly. We spit.
 
 
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31 August 2005 @ 12:53 pm
I want my free llama!! I need one that can swim; just send her straight to the Gulf Coast so that she can help rescue efforts and catch looters of things other than food.
Thank You.
 
 
31 August 2005 @ 04:31 pm
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ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOoowelcome to the Hotel Llamafornia
Such a loooooooooooooooooovleeee place
Such a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovleeeeeeeeeee face
They livin' it uppp at the Hotel Llamafornia
Any time of year, you can find it herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

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