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31 August 2005 @ 09:45 pm
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We have updated the userinfo page.

Please read it. It describes what the Hotel Llama is like.

You will want to go there when you have read it, but you can't unless you are a Llama. However, there are times when we are willing to smuggle someone in dressed in a Llama suit.

- your friendly mods (yeah right, fuck off)
 
 
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chad_horvath on August 31st, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC)
Cool. Thanks! :)
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
you're welcome

- your friendly mods
Moderatin' since 5000 B.C.
bertie_ahern on August 31st, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
Aye! *wink*
Pity Me? Hate Me? YOU Decide.ted__hughes on September 1st, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
Now, that's why I wanted the llama. I was going to shave him and make a furry costume that I could wear to make me look like a llama, so I could get into the llama hotel. That wouldn't hurt the llama at all. In fact, the llama probably gets hot with all tha fur from time to time and would probably like the cool air blowing against his naked skin for once.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
While it is true that we do get hot with all this fur, we are enraged by your comment.

We do not wish to reveal our naked skin to anyone - we are not male whores like you.

You would not be able to shave one of us. We would kill you first. Then we would be even more famous - 'Llamas Kill Mass Murderer Hughes With One Slap'
Pity Me? Hate Me? YOU Decide.ted__hughes on September 1st, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)
Ok, well I wouldn't want to die AGAIN. It was just an idea. Maybe I can buy a killer llama suit on Ebay.

*searches through his wallet for pay pal*
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 08:38 am (UTC)
There are actually a lot of Llama items on eBay. It is most amusing.

We are going to buy all of them, using our Hag's PayPal account.

They have a lot of road signs etc. from the american site, that say things like 'Watch out for Llamas' etc. We want the Hag to put one of these signs outside her our flat.
Pity Me? Hate Me? YOU Decide.ted__hughes on September 1st, 2005 10:09 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, I saw those on google images. *giggle*
worshipllamas on September 1st, 2005 07:30 am (UTC)
Hi, I am an altar dedicated to you cute furry guys. Can I join the hotel?
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 07:39 am (UTC)
It's about fucking time someone did that.

Thank you. We would like to say we are grateful, but it is against our Llama Religion to say that kind of thing. The most we can say is that we suppose we appreciate it (although we are not surprised to see that we are worshipped).

You have already joined the Hotel Llama you idiot.

(seriously, though, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

- THE LLAMAS
being worshipped since 200,000 B.C.
worshipllamas on September 1st, 2005 07:49 am (UTC)
*giggle*

Should the llama altar have a Dalai Lama? Like, a head llama with only one L?

It's up to you all because you are our god.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 08:02 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha

Stop making us laugh. We resent anyone who amuses us.

Yes, the altar should. We will think about what we wish it to be called and get back to you later. It will be 'Llama' rather than 'Lama' though - we will find a name that makes it clear it is a play on the Dalai Lama's name, but we have to have the two Ls.

Else we write poetry that is morbid in the ways of Sylvia Plath.

One thing: PLURAL. "you are our GodS" that should be. There are many of us. Kindly do not make that mistake again.
worshipllamas on September 1st, 2005 08:31 am (UTC)
GODS, sorry. I thought perhaps you would prefer a monotheistic religion that happened to worship the collective species of the killer llamas.

I stand corrected. Although I admit it is quite difficult to stand at all with this damn altar on my back.

*OUCH*
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 08:32 am (UTC)
You are forgiven.

Get one of those fucking portable lightweight altars we told you about you fool.
anne_bradstreet on September 10th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
Nice background. ;)