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07 October 2005 @ 08:41 pm
Panic on the floors of Hotel Llama...  
We apologise for not posting here for a while.

Actually, we don't give a flying fuck, but whatEVER!

Anyway, we would like to announce that we are having a 'The Smiths' night tomorrow, Saturday 7th October 2005.

The event begins at 7pm and will go on as long as we want it to. You should probably expect to be out all night at least, but more realistically, all weekend.

Rules

Dress: Trousers, shirt (easily rippable), hearing aid, flowers hanging out of back pocket. Hair should be dyed black and gelled into a quiff shape. You should wear geeky glasses.

Behaviour: You will be expected to look miserable all the time. Anyone smiling will be ejected promptly by LLama Security.

Dancing: Dancing is encouraged, but only of a particular type. Please study some videos of The Smiths before you attend. You should attempt to perfect Morrissey's sexy moves before you arrive.

Singing: Singing along is allowed, as long as you can do so in an appropriate manner - i.e. in a manner that would make people concerned you may be about to commit suicide.

Extras: There will be a Karaoke contest during the evening. We will be choosing 5 songs beforehand, a list of which will be distributed to guests on arrival. Please go to the reception desk in the foyer of Hotel LLama to be given this list. You must sign up there and then if you wish to participate. Jeering and/or cheering from the crowd is encouraged during this event. The winner will be given a blow-up Lady LLama Doll.

AS AN EXTRA SPECIAL END TO THE EVENING: The killer_llamas will be all dressing up as Morrissey and performing 'How Soon Is Now' on stage to thunderous applause.

There will be endless free beverages, food, drugs and whatever else takes your fancy.

Tickets are £5,000. However, the first 50 people to comment on this post will get a free ticket.

Anyone who is heard singing "hang the LLama hang the LLama hang the LLama" will be 'dealt with.'
 
 
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Str8 Outta Amherst, A More Prolific Poet Than You_emilydickinson on October 7th, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
Give me a fucking ticket.
anne_bradstreet on October 7th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
No need to be rude, dearie... sounds like there's plenty of tickets for us all!
Thomas Stearns Eliott_s_eliot_ on October 7th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
meeeeeeee
dreamboatdanny on October 7th, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
Are you the boogeyman?
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
killer_alpacas on October 7th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
yeh!
bertie_ahern on October 7th, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
Awww... you guys are so cute!! I hope to see you there!
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - bertie_ahern on October 7th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - ernest_h on October 7th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
john_berryman on October 7th, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC)
oh oh oh i dream of a ticket
_killerhyraxes on October 7th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC)
Write a poem about us for a change, you self-centered old codger.
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - _killerhyraxes on October 7th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tony Blairmy_little_tony on October 7th, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC)
Give me a ticket and you can be the next Prime Minister :)
_sappho__ on October 7th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
I thought you said I could be the next Prime Minister!

*cries*
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - _sappho__ on October 7th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
hide_me_good_5 on October 7th, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
us us us!!!!
geoffreychaucer on October 7th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
Snails? Yuck.
killer_fleeces on October 7th, 2005 07:49 pm (UTC)
GIVE
leo_johnson on October 7th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
When you guys were in the washing machine, did you happen to see a shirt... blue, denim, a little bit of blood on it?
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - leo_johnson on October 7th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mary_mitford on October 7th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
I do not have the faintest idea what you are talking about but I will take a free ticket.

[studio laughter]
_edgarallenpoe on October 7th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
It is my learned opinion that your tendency towards a surrounding environs in which "studio laughter" is ever-present stems from your rather comical, rather ridiculous countenance.
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - psuedo_reject on October 7th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
deaths princessxxmorbidxxmexx on October 7th, 2005 07:50 pm (UTC)
eye wnat tikit
rbitraryblcknss on October 7th, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
if yu og i wnat too go two; i like concherts
The Gratest Womyn Righter Evrjain_austinn on October 7th, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
eye liyke ballz dan dansinge
jean_renault on October 7th, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
Ah, ma cherie... an attitude like zat will get you very far in zis life...
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - jean_renault on October 7th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
robert_lowellrobert_lowell on October 7th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
hehe ;)
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC)
YOu can fuck off you creep.
Your worst nightmare_bob__ on October 7th, 2005 07:55 pm (UTC)
kcor stel
hank_jennings on October 7th, 2005 08:42 pm (UTC)
Whoah. Careful there, big guy. You're starting to scare me! :)
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
the_log_lady on October 7th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
I do not want a ticket but my log would like one.
_jacklondon on October 7th, 2005 08:43 pm (UTC)
Hey babe. Got any pictures without the glasses? ;)
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - _jacklondon on October 7th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
smiley_smileys on October 7th, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
*smiles*
ernest_h on October 7th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
AWWW! YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE :) :) !!! I COULD JUST EAT YOU UP LIKE YOU'RE EATING UP THAT CAKE !!! :) :)

*hides handful of Prozac stolen from opheliablue*

*clears throat*

Well, sheeyat. Ain't that just the dumbest thing I ever did see? What the goddamn hell's goin' on here?
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - ernest_h on October 7th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
treasure_trolls on October 7th, 2005 07:57 pm (UTC)
TROLLS
_gertrude_stein on October 7th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
Troll? Eh, I've been called worse.
lemur_therapist on October 7th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
I think you need me there.
boy_crazy27 on October 7th, 2005 08:47 pm (UTC)
Funny, I could say the same.
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
nick_hughes on October 7th, 2005 08:01 pm (UTC)
A ticket - please please please let me get what I want.
davidstrickland on October 7th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
Lord knows, it would be the first time!
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - robert_browning on October 7th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
anne_bradstreet on October 7th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
I will take a ticket as long as there are going to be some young men there.
anne_bradstreet on October 7th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
?!?!?
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Poet Laureate of Hope Ende_b_browning on October 7th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
ME!

Don't let my husband in, please.
robert_browning on October 7th, 2005 08:04 pm (UTC)
Fuck her ^^

Give me a ticket.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
Fuck you, we don't like you. Your poetry is crap too.
Room Number... - e_b_browning on October 7th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
george_wbush_ on October 7th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
Is the hotel in Texas? I'll take a ticket if so. yeehaw!
mallgoth_ on October 7th, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
You suck.
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - harold_smith on October 7th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
llama_on_prozac on October 7th, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
yeah, whatever, man.
harold_smith on October 7th, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
I don't like your attitude.
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - imgoingtokillyu on October 7th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - imgoingtokillyu on October 7th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
anne_bradstreet on October 7th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC)
haha, hi :)
chad_horvath on October 7th, 2005 08:24 pm (UTC)
hi
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
Yes? What do you want?
Room Number... - chad_horvath on October 7th, 2005 09:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Room Number... - killer_llamas on October 7th, 2005 09:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
neo_hippie_ on October 7th, 2005 08:26 pm (UTC)
I want a ticket!

Who are the Smiths? Are they anything like the Grateful Dead?
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on October 7th, 2005 08:46 pm (UTC)
For Death's sake - what are you, some kind of hippy or something?
Room Number... - neo_hippie_ on October 7th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)