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31 August 2005 @ 12:53 pm
 
I want my free llama!! I need one that can swim; just send her straight to the Gulf Coast so that she can help rescue efforts and catch looters of things other than food.
Thank You.
 
 
 
anne_bradstreet on August 31st, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Serious posts only in this community, please.
Poet Laureate of Hope Ende_b_browning on August 31st, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Really. Where is the mod? This is getting out of hand.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 07:48 pm (UTC)
We are the fucking mods. ModS, plural. All of us are the mods.

now stfu and accept your free llama gracefully.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 07:49 pm (UTC)
Due to that comment, you will not be getting a free llama.
You will taste the flavor of your own fleshfreakin_sweet on September 1st, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
That WAS serious.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 07:47 pm (UTC)
Certainly.

However, we must point out that we are all male llamas. Lady llamas only exist in pubs and stuff, for our entertainment. Apart from the llama_lawyer of course, but we can't really send her to you although, believe us, we would like to.

One of us is on his way to you now. Just keep an eye out for a white fluffy thing with a pink bow round it.

:)

Welcome to the community and please excuse Mistress Bradstreet. She has been dead since the 17th century and she has no idea about manners.
pac_man__ on August 31st, 2005 07:52 pm (UTC)
Do I still get a free lamb?
_sappho__ on August 31st, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
I think that's lima bean.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 08:17 pm (UTC)
dyke
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
We are keeping a file on the Hag's computer so that we know who to give the 50 free LLAMAS to.

However, if you persist in calling us lambs, we will slaughter you.
george_wbush_ on August 31st, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
A hotel for llamas??! Now I've seen everything!
All of the famous international LLamas: wmdkiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
We didn't realize you'd see any kind of hotel before.

Don't you have to go places for that?

Look. We have WMDs. Are you going to bomb us?

Bring it on cowboy.
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on August 31st, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
+n
You will taste the flavor of your own fleshfreakin_sweet on September 1st, 2005 02:49 am (UTC)
Oh THANK YOU!!!

(i'm in the habit of calling everythng I am not sure about a "she". sorry!)

Oh, Bradstreet's fine--no grudge. She should share some stories of life in the 17th century with us!
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
You're welcome.

You should add anne_bradstreet to your friend list, then, if she isn't on there already. Her journal is... deadly boring fascinating.
You will taste the flavor of your own fleshfreakin_sweet on September 1st, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
She's been there for awhile. =0P

We should encourage her to do more quizzes and memes. Way fascinating, don'tcha think?
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
Yes!

I find quizzes and all that stuff very exciting. No I am not joking!!
You will taste the flavor of your own fleshfreakin_sweet on September 1st, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)
Go to awesomequizzes and pick up a few!
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC)
We will do that when we have time.
You will taste the flavor of your own fleshfreakin_sweet on September 2nd, 2005 11:57 am (UTC)
Gro0vey!
All of the famous international LLamaskiller_llamas on September 1st, 2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
I = we